Send us your thoughts, your feelings, your deepest fears and desires. We'll do our best to respond within 24 hours, but no promises, we're a bunch of sock-wearing, coffee-swillin' maniacs.
Address: 123 Sock Street, Sockville USA
Phone: 1-800-SOCK-1234
Email: sockme@stripedsocks.com
Or, if you must, send us a carrier pigeon.
We're open 9 to 5, Monday through Thursday. Don't bother coming in on Fridays, we're closed for Sock Appreciation Day.